What Type Is Charizard?"Professor Wernstrom, I hope I did not hear what you just said; Charizard should be classified as a Fire/Flying type?"What Type Is Charizard? by BigD1987
"And why is that a bad thing, Professor Farnsworth?"
Professor James Farnsworth rubbed his face in exasperation and took another drink of whiskey. Tomorrow they would decide on the Type classification for Charizard. Fire was the obvious choice. The second type was the hard part. You could read all the peer-reviewed scientific literature you want, but if you still can't decide on the classification, then there is a big problem.
"Listen, Henry," the respected researcher said, placing his hand on his colleague's shoulder, "I have done my research. I have studied Charizard's behavior and biology, as well as the literature of other scientists. Charizard is a DRAGON. It has wings, it flies, it has a bad temperament and it breathes fire. Ergo, IT'S A DRAGON!"
"That means nothing!" Prof. Wernstrom replied, "Gyarados looks and acts like a dragon too, but it was recently classif
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